Slim

"It's not about getting a better price, it's about lowering the number" -Slim on getting a worse price he had to haggle for

Excursion with the real Chef Boyardee
Little known to his crewmates, Slim had previous experience with the real Chef Boyardee. Slim was on his day off from working in Asteroid mining on the trucker-station constructed for the miners, and he stopped by the mess hall to find Mr. Boyardee serving patrons. He immediately recognized Slim from serving him 'Farm fresh' squamese carbohydrate-loaded meals. Slim called for him to go on a quest with him.

Slim discovered a space station controlled by Guy "Flavor Enslaver" Fieri. The menace wished to cut off all imports of tomatoes in order to sell a cheaper (but slightly lower quality) spaghetti sauce. Slim took Boyardee onto his private ship (a 2090 Ravioli, a personal gift from Boyardee's mother) and flew to the asteroid.

Boyardee donned his spacesuit, complete corrugated ravioli cans for sleeves, and leaped from the ship onto the asteroid. Little did he know, Guy "Fritter Fuhrer" Fieri had set up a trap for Boyardee. Slim jumped into action, with his trademark knife-and-great-deals combination. He reduced the amount of Dynamite, Dingers, and Drivers from 15 to 7 with a +4.3 on his trading roll. Boyardee then wrote and released a meal for the occasion before smashing the head of Guy "Best-friends-with-Hiter" Fieri with his affordable cans of spaghetti and meatballs.